my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
i thought my artist friends would appreciate this omfg
dog park selfie
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
The Tumblr Advisory Panel Requests You
Love Tumblr? Want to help make Tumblr better? Certainly you do. The Tumblr Advisory Panel is the surveys you love in the advisory panel you’ve been dreaming of.
Thanks already for doing this. It means the world.
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
^ the cons tho
at the supermarket like
self esteem lower than katy perry’s range
if your eyes don’t burn afterward then you’re not blogging right
"Don’t you just love Nash Grier?!"