tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

himetimes:

i thought my artist friends would appreciate this omfg

squidwardofficial:

dog park selfie

squidwardofficial:

dog park selfie

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

tropius:

jellygod:

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tropius:

jellygod:

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acid-washed-thoughts:

pros of dating me

  • you can hold my hand whenever you want
  • you can cuddle with me whenever you want
  • you can kiss me whenever you want

cons of dating me

  • i get jealous easily
  • i’m sad a lot
  • i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am

^ the cons tho

the sky was v pretty today it was so pink i think it got a sunburn

pancaikes:

this saga with mlbboss123 is rad as hell

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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fratdude420:

self esteem lower than katy perry’s range

bageutte:

if your eyes don’t burn afterward then you’re not blogging right

gayboyfriencl:

"Don’t you just love Nash Grier?!"

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skrillex talking for the first time
baby: da....da....
dad: aww. are you trying to say "dada"
baby: da...da....DAAAA BURR DA DA DA DA DAAA CHIEEH BUD DAH BERRR DUN DUN ZEEE